I had to break down and take the drug

I don like drugs...BIG SURPRISE! seeing how they destroyed my marriage, family I kinda dont want to get addicted myself. But today, I had to ask for some. My sciatica is so painful. Called the doctors office and said I need medication, but not narcotics. They mustve been in shock, cus Im sure they get calls for pain meds all the time. Just watching the Michael Jackson doctor shopping on tv shows how rampant it is.

But not me. Id rather be in pain that get addicted. The dr ordered me a muscle relaxant. Supposedly will make me drowsy. I can do drowsy. But not feel numb.

Boy, I wouldnt make a very good drug addict, would I.